There was no tablecloth only an array of brightly colored napkins that covered the sun-bleached wood of the table.
You see, it was a custom for all women to have themselves a decent collection of festive napkinware, the kind one might find in a local shop or a boutique downtown. You pick your napkins with the same intent scrutiny you use to purchase a new pair of signature sunglasses or a font for the monogram you want to embroider on a fresh set of linen hand towels.
Whole drawers may be dedicated to a woman’s napkin collection and, as is part of the age-old custom, it then becomes important that she reserve her collection for the most specialist of occasions, and only under such most-specialist-of-occasions may she then take part in the ceremonial Breaking of Cellophane.
To get an idea of what a most-specialist-of-occasion might look like in this town, it is to say that it usually involves a group of no fewer than three women (two if they are the most closest of friends), a bottle of champagne, and business to discuss. Only then should a woman agree to unwrap a pack of ten paper treasures to christen the gathering.
This occasion really was one of the most specialist, and the hostess had sacrificed more than half of her napkins to it.
Water color and waterstained pictures of novelty beaches and hibiscus flowers (none which had any resemblance to anything actually found in Florida) decorated the roomscape, and some were even being put to good use. Besides the dozens and dozens of mismatched napkins decorating the table there were at least six or seven that had managed to find thin flutes of ticklish champagne to sit atop them.
There were drinks on every table and every countertop, and a few which were perched rather precariously on the white ivory staircase that led down the even whiter sand of the beach.
Each glass was marked by a lady’s unique branding of lipstick, and it was a local joke between the women of this beach town that by the time a girl was 16 she could tell her glass apart from all the others in the room. The most expert of socialites could even tell the difference between a dark salmon and a light coral and, with pinpoint accuracy, distinguish a Ruby Red from a Russian.
Lip stains and chapstick were unheard of in these parts for the very reason that one just simply could not mark a beverages properly—thick application was imperative even with the risk of staining teeth, painting cheeks, or smearing shirt collars, giving away what would otherwise be a perfectly clandestine affair.
All those things were collateral damage in the wake of the simple glamour of the southern peninsula. Here, image was essential and napkins were worth their weight in gold.